An Engineer’s Humor
Monday, August 03rd, 2015 | Author:

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

The engineer fumed, “What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!”

The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!”

The pastor said, “Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a word with him.” And asks the keeper:
“What’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”

The greens keeper replied, “Oh, yes, that’s a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving school children from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”

The group was silent for a moment.

The pastor said, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”

The doctor said, “Good idea. And I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”

The engineer said, “Why can’t these guys play at night?”

How to Know if You’re a 21st Century Liberal
Sunday, August 02nd, 2015 | Author:

A great article from Howie Carr… an excerpt:

You may be a liberal if you want to string up the dentist who shot Cecil the Lion, but you think the ghouls at Planned Parenthood all deserve Profiles in Courage awards.

You may be a liberal if you feel you have to apologize for saying “All Lives Matter.”

You may be a liberal if you oppose funding charter schools for inner-city kids even as you send your own children to private schools.

You may be a liberal if you want to ban Christmas trees from the public square as you simultaneously demand prayer rooms for the new Muslim “refugees” in public schools.

You may be a liberal if you dismiss the coldest, snowiest winter on record as “weather,” but truly believe that two days with temperatures over 90 degrees represent “climate change.”

You may be a liberal if you believe that felons and illegal aliens should be allowed to vote, but not the military.

You may be a liberal if you support Obamacare for everyone else, but are outraged when it’s suggested that you yourself might have to eventually give up your own gold-plated health insurance.

You may be a liberal if you believe that George Stephanopoulos and Brian Williams are “journalists.”

You may be a liberal if you support open borders, but live in a gated community.

You may be a liberal if you haven’t attended a candlelight vigil against war and those genocidal CIA drones of George W. Bush since Jan. 20, 2009.

You may be a liberal if you think John Kerry deserves a Nobel Peace Prize of his own, just like Yasser Arafat and Barack Obama, for giving the mullahs $150 billion to develop their own nuclear weapons.

Source: You might be a liberal if … you’re delusional

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Noah’s Arc
Thursday, July 30th, 2015 | Author:

This is a cute one…  You’ve got to look closely and think deeply (and yes, the title of the posting is hint).

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Kerry – Inept or a Liar?
Wednesday, July 29th, 2015 | Author:

I believe it’s the latter…

It is clear that the final terms of the agreement between the U.S. and Iran fail to meet any of the goals publicly stated by the administration at the outset of the talks…: Either the Obama administration is uniquely inept at negotiations, or the negotiations regarding Iran’s nukes were nothing but a smokescreen for the pursuit of an entirely different agenda.

Source: Iran: The Real Deal | The Weekly Standard

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Hacking Car Computers?
Tuesday, July 28th, 2015 | Author:

If you haven’t seen the news about hacking the Fiat/Chrysler cars, you may miss the significance of this humor:

 

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Obama’s Plans for Israel
Monday, July 27th, 2015 | Author:

As indicated previously here, Obama has nefarious plans for Israel… he is working to fulfill Reverend Wright’s and Louis Farrakhan wishes for the Jews.  Evidently, there are others that think this way:

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Democrats and Revisionism
Thursday, July 23rd, 2015 | Author:

It’s a crazy world with Democrats leading historical revisionism. According the the Leftists, Thomas Jefferson is now a bad guy…  Based on their criteria, I suppose the next step is to change the name “Washington DC” to “Sharpton DC”.

Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Jackson are history in Connecticut. Under pressure from the NAACP, the state Democratic Party will scrub the names of the two presidents from its annual fundraising dinner because of their ties to slavery.

Source: Democrats drop Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Jackson from dinner name

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Liberal Jews and Israel
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2015 | Author:

My sampling says that Leftism is the religion of Liberal Jews in America — free abortion, pay equality, gay marriage, black lives matter, etc.  These are the issues that are important to them.   There is little to no interest in the tenets of Judaism or life in Israel.  In fact, to demonstrate their ‘love’ of the Leftist religion, Liberal Jews are frequently in a position of being enemy to the Jewish homeland… Comments from Michael Oren, former Israeli Ambassador to the United States:

[I] could not help questioning whether American Jews really felt as secure as they claimed. Perhaps persistent fears of anti-Semitism impelled them to distance themselves from Israel and its often controversial policies. Maybe that was why so many of them supported Obama, with his preference for soft power, his universalist White House [Passover] seders, and aversion to tribes.

Source: Do Liberal Jews Care About Israel?

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Happy Birthday Missy!
Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 | Author:

It’s her 39th Birthday!   A recent photo of the ‘Newlyweds’ in Eilat:

Miss Dan Eilat Balconey

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Unprecedented Tyranny
Monday, July 20th, 2015 | Author:

More fun under the Manchurian Marxist Moslem… You can start to appreciate why the modern Tea Party has a great appeal across the country:

We have now entered a time in America when citizens can be labeled as “political dissident” and targeted by their own government for harassment and prosecution.  Abuse that formerly only went on in places like China, Russia, and Iran has repeatedly happened right here within the USA. This is not the nation we used to know and love.

Source: IRS, FBI and Justice Department Are Agents of Tyranny

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