The 11th Husband

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to “Please be gentle; I’m still a Virgin”. “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if

Politics Explained in One Chart

Finally somebody explained Politics to me…  Right or Left doesn’t matter…  It is really up or down in politics. When top-level people look down, they see only shit-heads. When the bottom-level people look up, they see only assholes. You will

Italian Funeral

An Italian woman was leaving a coffee shop with her espresso when she noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first

Tired Demonz Hockey

I attended the Dayton Demonz hockey game Sunday afternoon, and at first I could not figure out why our 35 and 5 (wins and losses) team was struggling… until I discovered that they were competing with only 6 offensive players