Useful Expressions from the Southern States
Sunday, February 12th, 2017 | Author:

“Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.”

“This’ll jar your preserves.”

“If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.”

“It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.”

“He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.”

“The wheels still turning, but the hamsters dead”

Category: Humor