Archive for ◊ July, 2009 ◊

Description of O’bama
Friday, July 31st, 2009 | Author:

An interesting comment at Big Hollywood:

“Obama is economically illiterate, 100% politically motivated, a bold-faced liar, thin-skinned and completely incompetent. And I must say that, contrary to the majority of the population, I believe he is inarticulate. I don’t know what it is that others are seeing, but it certainly escapes me.”

Does anybody want to second the motion?

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Signs for the Office
Thursday, July 30th, 2009 | Author:

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Wife Humor – Marriage
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 | Author:

Wife: ‘What are you doing?’
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’
Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiration date.’

Hat tip to Dani Marcus

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Are Views of Racism Changing?
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 | Author:

An interesting commentary from a former leftist, David Horowitz, is on Front Page

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Evolution of Israeli-Palestinian Warfare
Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 | Author:

An interesting commentary from Michael Totten about the evolution of warfare in the Middle East:

Since then a pattern has emerged that should be obvious to anybody with eyes to see, whether they’re an intelligence official or not. After Israeli soldiers withdraw from occupied territory, Israeli civilians are shot at with rockets from inside that territory. Another pattern has just been made clear. After Israelis shoot back, the rockets stop flying…

This much, though, is all but certain: if a rocket war erupts between Israel and the West Bank, Israelis will respond as they did in Gaza and Lebanon. The jury is still out on whether the Arab world has learned the recent relevant lessons, but there shouldn’t be any doubt that Israelis have. Rocket war doesn’t work, but the military solution to rocket war does.

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Blonde Humor – At the Doctor’s Office
Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 | Author:

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
‘Impossible!’ says the doctor. ‘Show me.’
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more… She pushed
her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, ‘You’re not really a redhead, are you?
‘Well, no’ she said, ‘I’m actually a blonde.’
‘I thought so,’ the doctor said. ‘Your finger is broken.’

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Blonde Humor – River Walk
Monday, July 27th, 2009 | Author:

There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
‘Yoo-hoo!’ she shouts, ‘How can I get to the other side?’
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, ‘You ARE on the other side.’

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Political Promises
Monday, July 27th, 2009 | Author:

A truck for cleaning septic tanks…

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Hat tip to Slick Imwalle

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Words with Gender-Specific Meanings
Sunday, July 26th, 2009 | Author:

Courtesy of StrangeCosmos:

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car’s hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

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Wife Humor – Photos
Saturday, July 25th, 2009 | Author:

Wife: ‘You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?’
Hubby: ‘When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.’
Wife: ‘You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?’
Hubby: ‘Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?’

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