Well, here you go:
Hat tip to Slick
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a prostitute who looks at her watch.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don’t require as much cooking.
A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.
I don’t think America will have really made it until we have our own salad dressing. Until then we’re stuck behind the French, Italians, Russians and Caesarians.
A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat.
Thanks to StrangeCosmos
6-4, 3-6, 6-7, 7-6, 70-68
If you’re not a fan of tennis, it’s difficult to understand the significance of those numbers. Especially the 138 games played in the fifth set… It’s been in the news the past couple of days, so I won’t recap the details about the match between John Isner and Nicolas Mahut.
Can you imagine a major league baseball game that is not completed until the 50th inning? How about an NBA basketball game that is tied until the 40th overtime?
Have you ever heard this famous proclamation?
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty.
Who said that?
It was John F. Kennedy during his inaugaral address in 1961…