His true colors…
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’
The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!…the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female…..
You can put me on the list of those very unhappy with the release of multiple murderers in exchange for one Israeli soldier. It’s ironic that the Israelis talk about not negotiating with terrorists yet they ended up negotiating this absurd deal of 1,027 Palestinians (including multiple murderers) for 1 Israeli.
The only thing positive out of this is that the Moslems have established the exchange rate of life. In the future, nobody will need to quibble over unequal force or responses… It’s simple. For every Israeli killed by Palestinians, we’ll have to take 1,027 Palestinian lives.
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