Archive for ◊ October, 2011 ◊

Obama and Halloween
Monday, October 31st, 2011 | Author:

His true colors…

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More on the ‘Occupy Crowd’
Saturday, October 29th, 2011 | Author:

It definitely feels like a reincarnation of the hippies…

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Obama and His Real Jobs Program
Wednesday, October 26th, 2011 | Author:

This sums it up nicely…

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40 years of Marriage
Tuesday, October 25th, 2011 | Author:

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’

The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!…the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female…..

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Quotes about Character
Monday, October 24th, 2011 | Author:

From StrangeCosmos

  1. Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.
  2. A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
  3. When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.
  4. To succeed is nothing, it’s an accident. but to feel no doubts about oneself is something very different: it is character.
  5. Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.
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The Sinking of Obamanomics
Sunday, October 23rd, 2011 | Author:

Empirical evidence be damned — the Manchurian Marxist Moslem has his beliefs…

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Carter and Obama
Saturday, October 22nd, 2011 | Author:

Whatdo you think?

 

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Israeli – Palestinian Exchange Rate
Thursday, October 20th, 2011 | Author:

You can put me on the list of those very unhappy with the release of multiple murderers in exchange for one Israeli soldier.  It’s ironic that the Israelis talk about not negotiating with terrorists yet they ended up negotiating this absurd deal of 1,027 Palestinians (including multiple murderers) for 1 Israeli.

The only thing positive out of this is that the Moslems have established the exchange rate of life.  In the future, nobody will need to quibble over unequal force or responses…  It’s simple. For every Israeli killed by Palestinians, we’ll have to take 1,027 Palestinian lives.

 

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Anyone Other Than Romney
Wednesday, October 19th, 2011 | Author:

Of all the Republican candidates, why would you want this professional politician?

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Interesting Factoids
Tuesday, October 18th, 2011 | Author:

Some interesting insights:

  1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
  2. People do not get sick from cold weather; it’s from being indoors a lot more.
  3. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop …even your heart.
  4. Babies are born without knee caps. They don’t appear until they are 2-6 years old.
  5. The average housefly lives for one month.
  6. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. Don’t ask how.
  7. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
  8. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it’s head are the rabbit and the parrot.
  9. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
  10. If coloring weren’t added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
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