Archive for ◊ April, 2012 ◊

Miller on Government Regulations
Monday, April 30th, 2012 | Author:

Dennis Miller provides one of his well known rants on Obama and the regulations promulgated by the federal government

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Women-Only Parking Lot
Saturday, April 28th, 2012 | Author:

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a ‘Women Only’ parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.

Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota …

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Hat tip to Slick

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Spending Out of Control
Thursday, April 26th, 2012 | Author:

Don’t forget the crazy amount of spending under Obama…

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Perspectives on Marriage
Wednesday, April 25th, 2012 | Author:

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

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Obama and Solar Energy
Tuesday, April 24th, 2012 | Author:

This sums up the dedication nicely…

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Factoids about Inventors
Monday, April 23rd, 2012 | Author:

Thanks to Strange Cosmos… Interesting facts about inventors:

  1. In 1894, Lord Kelvin predicted that heavier-than-air flying machines were impossible.
  2. Air-filled tires were used on bicycles before they were used on cars.
  3. The first neon sign was made in 1923 for a Packard dealership.
  4. The can opener was invented 48 years after cans were introduced.
  5. The hair perm was invented in 1906 by Karl Ludwig Nessler of Germany.
  6. The first fax process was patented in 1843.
  7. During the 1860s, George Leclanche developed the dry-cell battery.
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Answers on a Bible Test
Friday, April 20th, 2012 | Author:

Courtesy of StrangeCosmos… Example answers from a Bible Knowledge Test:

  1. Noah’s wife was Joan of Ark.
  2. Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
  3. Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments.
  4. The seventh commandment is “thou shalt not admit adultery.”
  5. Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
  6. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
  7. Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
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The Secret and General Services
Thursday, April 19th, 2012 | Author:

So what does it mean when all of the government agencies start operating outside the law and conducting themselves with impunity?

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The Doctors’ View on Obamacare
Wednesday, April 18th, 2012 | Author:

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama’s new health care package:

  1. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
  2. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
  3. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
  4. Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”, while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”
  5. The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
  6. The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
  7. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
  8. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.

Hat tip to Joe K!

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Visit to Phoenix
Tuesday, April 17th, 2012 | Author:

I took a recent business trip to Phoenix (actually Tempe and Scottsdale) and I had some time to visit one of my favorite hiking spots at Camelback Mountain…

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