Archive for ◊ December, 2012 ◊

Iran Boycotts the Jews
Monday, December 31st, 2012 | Author:

A short time ago, Iran ‘s Supreme Leader Grand Ayatollah Khamenei urged the Moslem world to boycott anything and everything that originates with the Jewish people.

In response, Meyer M. Treinkman, a pharmacist, out of the kindness of his heart, offered to assist them in their boycott as follows:

Any Muslim who has Syphilis must not be cured by Salvarsan discovered by a Jew, Dr. Ehrlich. He should not even try to find out whether he has Syphilis, because the Wasserman Test is the discovery of a Jew. If a Muslim suspects that he has Gonorrhea, he must not seek diagnosis, because he will be using the method of a Jew named Neissner.

A Muslim who has heart disease must not use Digitalis, a discovery by a Jew, Ludwig Traube.

Should he suffer with a toothache, he must not use Novocaine, a discovery of the Jews, Widal and Weil.

If a Muslim has Diabetes, he must not use Insulin, the result of research by Minkowsky, a Jew. If one has a headache, he must shun Pyramidon and Antypyrin, due to the Jews, Spiro and Ellege.

Muslims with convulsions must put up with them because it was a Jew, Oscar Leibreich, who proposed the use of Chloral Hydrate.

Arabs must do likewise with their psychic ailments because Freud, father of psychoanalysis, was a Jew.

Should a Muslim child get Diphtheria, he must refrain from the “Schick” reaction which was invented by the Jew, Bella Schick.

Muslims should be ready to die in great numbers and must not permit treatment of ear and brain damage, work of Jewish Nobel Prize winner, Robert Baram.

They should continue to die or remain crippled by Infantile Paralysis because the discoverer of the anti-polio vaccine is a Jew, Jonas Salk.

Muslims must refuse to use Streptomycin and continue to die of Tuberculosis because a Jew, Zalman Waxman, invented the wonder drug against this killing disease.

Muslim doctors must discard all discoveries and improvements by dermatologist Judas Sehn Benedict, or the lung specialist, Frawnkel, and of many other world renowned Jewish scientists and medical experts.

In short, good and loyal Muslims properly and fittingly should remain afflicted with Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Heart Disease, Headaches, Typhus, Diabetes, Mental Disorders, Polio Convulsions and Tuberculosis and be proud to obey the Islamic boycott.”

Oh, and by the way, don’t call for a doctor on your cell phone because the cell phone was invented in Israel by a Jewish engineer.

The Jews are NOT promoting brainwashing children in military training camps, teaching them how to blow themselves up and cause maximum deaths of Jews and other non-Muslims.  The Jews don’t hijack planes, nor kill athletes at the Olympics, or blow themselves up in German restaurants.  There is NOT one single Jew who has destroyed a church.  There is NOT a single Jew who protests by killing people. The Jews don’t traffic slaves, nor have leaders calling for Jihad and death to all the Infidels.

Perhaps the world’s Muslims should consider investing more in standard education and less in blaming the Jews for all their problems.

Hat tip to Joe K

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You Can’t Kick the Can Forever
Saturday, December 29th, 2012 | Author:

I’m not sure how this story turns out, but this cartoon highlights how the problem is becoming more difficult.

 

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Perpetuating Affirmative Action
Thursday, December 27th, 2012 | Author:

An interesting article about the unintended consequences caused by the perpetual embrace of affirmative action.

Manufacturing Racism: Academic Hiring and the Diversity Mandate.

 

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Chinese Man Rams Car Into Students, Injures 13
Wednesday, December 26th, 2012 | Author:

You may have read the story about an unfortunate incident in China.  A deranged man attempted to kill school children by running them over with an automobile.

There’s some irony in this news story… using a car to kill children… does this mean the Chinese are going to outlaw automobiles?

 

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Happy Chanukah & Christmas
Tuesday, December 25th, 2012 | Author:

For you holiday happiness…

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They’re Playing Hockey in Dayton
Friday, December 21st, 2012 | Author:

Unlike all the folks that attend NHL hockey games (or more appropriately — are not attending this year), we got a chance to watch the Federal Hockey League game last night at Dayton’s famous Hara Arena…

Hara for Hockey

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Does Anyone in Washington Understand Economics?
Thursday, December 20th, 2012 | Author:

From the Washington Times, the best explanation for the lack of understanding:

President Obama talks about getting our fiscal house in order but fails to propose any meaningful spending cuts. His proposals to increase the tax rate on the top 2 percent of taxpayers would fund the government for eight days, assuming no behavioral change by those whose feathers are being plucked…

Many Republicans also have been incoherent and inconsistent. Republicans are fond of telling us that their party is the party of smaller government and lower taxes, but many of them act far differently from their rhetoric… If Republicans truly believe government is too big and should be downsized, it is incoherent and inconsistent to say we are open to “new revenues”…

Obama 4th Best President Ever
Wednesday, December 19th, 2012 | Author:

This explains it:

I was just reading that after less than 4 years, Obama has been rated the 4th best president ever.

Reagan and 9 others tied for first,
15 presidents tied for second,
and 18 other presidents tied for third.
Obama came in fourth.

Hat tip to Mr. Imwalle

 

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A Balanced Approach to Fiscal Plans?
Tuesday, December 18th, 2012 | Author:

This sums it up nicely

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Government Approach to Fiscal Control
Monday, December 17th, 2012 | Author:

This sums up the approach of Obama and Congress rather nicely…

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