Archive for ◊ February, 2014 ◊

Questions that Make You Go ‘Huh?’ – Part 3
Friday, February 28th, 2014 | Author:

What happens if you go on a survival course – and you don’t pass?

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A Problem Texting
Thursday, February 27th, 2014 | Author:

More modern humor from Joe K…

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night, when you’re not around. In fact, more than you have. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few minutes later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect. I meant “wifi”, not “wife”.

Simple Plan Called Obamacare
Wednesday, February 26th, 2014 | Author:

Unfortunately, there’s some truth to it…

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Living to Age 90
Tuesday, February 25th, 2014 | Author:

Will I Live to see 90?

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age. (I am past sixty-five).

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking her, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 90?’

She asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?’

‘Oh no,’ I replied. ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’

Then she asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?’

‘I said, ‘Not much. My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’

‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’

‘No, I don’t,’ I said.

She asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?’

‘No,’ I said.

She looked at me and said, ‘Then, why do you even give a shit?’

Good humor from Joe K

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Basketball * 2, Hockey * 2, Tennis * 2
Monday, February 24th, 2014 | Author:

It’s been an interesting last five days for sports — I’ve played tennis twice, attended two basketball games (Dayton Flyers, Wright State Raiders), and attended two hockey games (Miami Redskins, Dayton Demonz).

Dayton Flyers 2-19-14 Wright Raiders 2-21-14 Miami Redskins 2-22-14 Dayton Demonz 2-23-14

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More on John Kerry Negotiating Positions
Sunday, February 23rd, 2014 | Author:

Unfortunately, this is probably not too far from reality…

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How to Determine Who is in Charge…
Sunday, February 23rd, 2014 | Author:

This is an elegant observation from Voltaire…

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Questions that Make You Say ‘Huh?’ – Part 2
Saturday, February 22nd, 2014 | Author:

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

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The Biggest Threat to the USA
Friday, February 21st, 2014 | Author:

Sometimes people say the darndest things…

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Questions that Make You Say ‘Huh?’
Wednesday, February 19th, 2014 | Author:

What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?

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