From StrangeCosmos, a few interesting quotes about basketball:
- “Basketball is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn’t have spectators.” – Dick Vertleib
- “What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?” – Woody Allen
- “I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I’m the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I’m the good-quality dog meat. I’m the Alpo of the NBA.” – Shaquille O’Neal
- “We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. As general manager, I just can’t figure out where else to play.” – Pat Williams
- “We’re shooting 100 percent – 60 percent from the field and 40 percent from the free-throw line.” – Norm Stewart
- “I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet.” – Tom Tolbert
- “Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter. I’m amphibious.” – Charles Shackleford