A Cup of Coffee

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What happens, when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Englishman:Throws away the cup of coffee and walks away.

The American:   Takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese:     Eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Japanese:   Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra.

The Israeli:        Sells the coffee to the American, the fly to the Chinese, and buys himself a new cup of coffee.

The Palestinian: Blames the Israeli for the violent act of putting the fly in his coffee; asks the UN for aid, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee; uses the money to purchase explosives, then blows up the coffee house, where: The Englishman, the American, the Chinese, and the Japanese are all trying to explain to the Israeli, that he was too aggressive!

Hat tip to Kon Berkovich

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