See how you do on these…

1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. How many outs are there in an inning?

4. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?

5. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?

6. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?

7. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?

Here are the answers:

1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or No?

…Yes. It comes right after the 3rd.

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

….One (1). You can only be born once.

3. How many outs are there in an inning?

… Six (6). Don’t forget there is a top and bottom to every inning.

4. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?

…. Seventy (70). Thirty (30) divided by 1/2 is 60.

5. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?

…..One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00, the pills have run out and only one hour has passed.

6. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?

…. Nine (9). Like I said, all BUT nine die.

7. How many animals of each sex did Moses have on the ark?

….. None. I didn’t know that Moses had an ark.

Hat tip to StrangeCosmos