A Woman Wins the Lottery

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.  She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”

The husband said, “Oh my God!  That’s fantastic.  What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”

“Doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just get out.”

Hat tip to Walt Wood

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