Great Quotes about Life

“If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?” – Steven Wright

“I don’t know about their grunting but I’d hate to be next door to Maria Sharapova on her wedding night.” – Barry Sokol

“I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.” – Steve Martin

“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.” – Groucho Marx

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