A few funny ones from Jay Leno…
1) Lots of businesses were closed, streets were closed – everything was closed but that big hole down on the Mexican border.
2) There’s a lot of debate on what we call these people. Some say “illegals” is too harsh. Then there’s the “undocumented worker”. What is that? I left my wallet in Mexico.
3) The demographics of Mexico are changing they say. For example in 1978 a typical Mexican mother had seven children. Now she has two children in Mexico and the other five are born in the United States.
4) According to the Oxford dictionary, the number of words in the English language has now surpassed one billion. No wait – I’m sorry – that’s the number of people in the U.S. who don’t speak any English.