As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a relatively successful year:
Blacks are happy – Obama was elected.
Whites are happy – OJ is in jail.
Democrats are happy – George Bush is leaving office.
Republicans are happy – Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the 2000 election
And all of us are happy – The election is finally over!
2009 should be even better: Immediately after his inauguration, O’bama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government, and achieve world peace. Then on the 7th day, He will rest.
Hat tip to Joe Knecht