Another good source of humor from Sam Greenwood…
1. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
2. A backward poet writes inverse.
3. Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
4. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
5. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
6. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
7. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.
8. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
9. He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
10. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
11. Once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.