Food Humor

Some great quotes about food from StrangeCosmos:

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Give him a religion, and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish. – Timothy Jones

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. – Gloria Steinem

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead. – Woody Allen

There are five elements: earth, air, fire, water and garlic. – Louis Diat

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor

A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing. – Samuel Johnson

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