Great Quotes about Food

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a prostitute who looks at her watch.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don’t require as much cooking.

A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.

I don’t think America will have really made it until we have our own salad dressing. Until then we’re stuck behind the French, Italians, Russians and Caesarians.

A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat.

Thanks to StrangeCosmos

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