This is a good one from my buddy, Slick… Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
1. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
2. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
3. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
4. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
5. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
6. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
7. I’m not a complete idiot — Some parts are just missing.
8. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
9. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
10. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
11. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
12. Being ‘over the hill’ is much better than being under it!
13. Procrastinate Now!
14. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
15. They called it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
16. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
17. I smile because I don’t know what the heck is going on.