Observations on Getting Old…

What happens when you get older:

  1. It’s harder to tell navy from black.
  2. Everything old is new again, but if you wore it before, you’re too old to wear it the second time around.
  3. Your kids are becoming you…and you don’t like them! …but your grandchildren are perfect.
  4. Going out is good. Coming home is better.
  5. When people say you look “Great”…they add “for your age.”
  6. You forget names…but it’s OK because other people forgot they even knew you.
  7. The things you cared to do, you don’t care to do, but you care that you don’t care to do them anymore.
  8. You miss the days when everything worked with just an “ON” and “OFF” switch.
  9. You use more 4 letter words…”what?”…”when?”
  10. Many of the people in People Magazine you’ve never heard of.

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