Bible Knowledge Test

Humorous answers given on a bible knowledge test:

  1. Noah’s wife was Joan of Ark.
  2. Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
  3. Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments.
  4. The seventh commandment is “thou shalt not admit adultery.”
  5. Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
  6. The people who followed Jesus were called Decibels.
  7. The espistles were the wives of the apostles.
  8. Salome danced in seven veils in front of King Herrod.
  9. Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
  10. The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathic Genitals.

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