- Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to “I love you.”
- Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.
- The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
- “Sorry I’m late, but I got really wasted last night” would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
- Tanks would be far easier to rent.
- Instead of beer belly, you’d get “beer biceps.”
- Valentine’s Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
- Women would have to obtain a license before wearing spandex or short shorts (sorta like conceal carry laws).
- There would be a device that automatically raised and lowered toilet seats.
Thanks to StrangeCosmos