Humor from my buddy, Slick…
One day, a very gentle and elderly Wisconsin lady was driving across the high bridge in Green Bay. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man ready to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, “Please don’t jump! Think of your dear mother and father!!
He replied, “My mom and dad are both dead; I’m going to jump.”
She said, “Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children.”
He replied, “I’m not married, and I don’t have any kids.”
She said, “Well, then you just remember Vince Lombardi and the Green Bay Packers.”
He replied, ”Why ? I am a Chicago Bears and Minnesota Vikings fan.
She replied, ‘’Well, bless your heart! – You just go ahead and jump you little Bastard… You’re holding up traffic !”