Smart Seniors

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, “I bet any minute now some senior

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Who would have thought that the actor that plays “The Most Interesting Man in the World” on those Dos Equis beer commercials…  is a 72 year old Jewish conservative living in California? If you’ve seen the commercial, you’ve heard the narrator

Polling America

A great article in the Wall Street Journal about “uber-poller” Scott Rasmussen… and interesting approach he takes: …a significant division among the American public that he has tracked for the past few years—a division between what he calls the Mainstream

Warning Labels on Can of Beer

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may

Little Fire Fighter

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl