1. “Can you tell me yesterday’s specials, please? I have a time machine.” 2. “I need to speak to the manager. No, the service was fine, but she won’t let me see my kids.” 3. “Can you recommend a Merlot
Courtesy of StrangeCosmos 1) On a Septic Tank Truck sign: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.” 2) Sign over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” 3) At a proctologist’s door: “To expedite your visit please back in.” 4)
Milty made these comments back in 1978… His insights are still germane. If he were alive today, he would be the biggest opponent of O’bamacare. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPADFNKDhGM[/youtube] 9 min 37 sec Additional commentary from Milton about the rising cost of health care.
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, ‘My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab.’ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly
1) “When you need to knock on wood is when you realize the world’s composed of aluminum and vinyl.” 2) “Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.” 3) “The dirt is
I spent the last week in Tucson, Arizona with my colleague, Mark Kelly, for a combined business/outdoors trip. We spent one day visiting our customer at five different plant loctions… We used Mark’s gigantic telescope to check out Jupiter… We spent the equivalent of
A great article that offers reasonable alternatives to healthcare in the US…
Great commentary from Victor Davis Hanson: An entire nation is obsessed with the silly Henry Louis Gates affair. A supposedly premier intellectual, who is a professor of African-American grievance, gets into a spat with a cop, purportedly evokes his “mama”