To not be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you’re from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house.
Do you ever wonder… Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don’t ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? Why ‘abbreviated’ is such a long
From Yahoo Humor… General Motors doesn’t have a “help line” for people who don’t know how to drive, because people don’t buy cars like they buy computers… but imagine if they did: Call No. 1 HELPLINE: “General Motors Helpline, how
This is a good one from Fred Sokol: Only in America ….do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only
An endless supply of commentary from my buddy, Slick: “Next.” “Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license.” “Names?” “Tim and Jim Jones.” “Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance.” “Yes, we’re brothers.” “Brothers? You can’t get
Moshe is waiting on the platform at the station. He notices a Jewish man standing nearby and asks him for the time. But the man ignores him. Moshe then asks him again, and the man responds in the same way.