1960’s .vs. 2000’s

Another interesting insight from Mark Clower… + Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1960 – Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack’s rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show

Classy Insults

“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” — Forrest Tucker “Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” — Mark Twain “His mother should have thrown him away and kept

Deer Hunting and the French

This one comes courtesy of Mark Clower… Ted Nugent was being interviewed by a French journalist. The journalist asked, “What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, `Are

Thanksgiving Humor

Innocuous Thanksgiving statements that appear to have sexual overtones (from StrangeCosmos): “Whew, that’s one terrific spread!” “I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.” “Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.” “Talk about a huge breast!” “It’s Cool

Chewing Gum

Fighter Pilot John “Jack” Bolt was the only two-war U.S. Marine Corps ace. During a commercial airline flight several years ago, he was seated next to a young mother with a baby in her arms. When the baby began crying

Dear Abby

This is a great one from Mark Clower… Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat.  He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything.  What’s worse, everyone knows that he