Strange Quotes From Athletes

1. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: “He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.” 2. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: “Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius

What My Mother Taught Me

Another great one from StrangeCosmos: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside — I just finished cleaning!” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION: “You better pray

Talking Dog

This is another funny one from Sam Greenwood… A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is

More Interesting Quotes

Some great new quotes… All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. – Red Skelton I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. – Tom Lehrer The most affectionate creature in the world

Michigan .vs. Ohio

Now that Ohio State football is underway, it’s time for humor about the University of Michigan…  This one comes courtesy of Mark Clower: A farmer outside of Ann Arbor was working his cattle one day when he heard faint music coming

Food Humor

Some great quotes about food from StrangeCosmos: Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Give him a religion, and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish. – Timothy Jones A woman without a