This one is courtesy of Mark Dlott… Happy Passover from the Matzo Man.
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I
1. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt. 2. If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done. 3. The last person that quit or was fired will
This one is courtesy of Sam Greenwood… This is a detective story… So Pay Close Attention!!! Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game. They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniels into the ball park. The
As part of my continuing contribution to good humor… A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new Mercedes advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The well dressed driver leaned out the window
Additional humor courtesy of Sam Greenwood… 1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. The things that come to those that
For those of you not aware of the entertainment capabilities of Dayton, Dave Chappelle, the famous comedian from the Comedy Channel happens to reside in the area (he actually lives in Yellow Springs, which is about 20 minutes from Dayton). He is
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the national highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney. The source was quoted to say