Military Humor

“Aim towards the enemy.” –Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher “If the enemy is in range, so are you.” –Infantry Journal “It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.” –U.S. Air Force manual “Try to

Engineers – Design of the Human Body

Three engineers were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body. One said, “It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.” Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands

Engineering Humor

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up

Costs… and College Departments

“Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment? Now the Department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper, pencils, and erasers…and the Department of Philosophy is better still. It doesn’t even ask for erasers.”- Isaac