The Mayan calendar theoretically predicted the end of the world in December 2012… Hat tip to Slick
The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer. The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock and
I love Christmas lights! They remind me of… “the people who voted for Obama…” They all hang together; half of them don’t work, and the ones that do, aren’t all that bright!
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. Coca-Cola was originally green. It is impossible to lick your elbow. The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work — Alaska The percentage of
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who
I like work; It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.
a nice compendium…
Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible
This sums it up nicely…
“Some people say I’m Stupid. Really? Here’s how stupid I am: “I was hired by over 69 million voters who didn’t even do a routine background check on me. I’m doing a lousy, stinking job, with a record number of