While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to heaven,” says
this sums it up nicely…
Moshe is driving in Jerusalem. He’s late for a meeting, he’s looking for a parking place, and can’t find one. In desperation, he turns towards heaven and says: “Lord, if you find me a parking place, I promise that I’ll
A retired man and wife from Ohio went into a Florida town and visited a shop. When they came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. They went up to him and said, “Come on, man, how
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to “I love you.” Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice. The funniest guy in the office would
Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of them was the better software programmer. “I am!” Jesus shouted. “No, I am!” the devil countered. “I am!” “I am!” “Me!” “No, me!” “EEEEEEENOUGH!” God bellowed, and the whole universe
I’m still not a Romney fan… With his policies, a Romney win for President will put the Republicans into the wilderness for years to come…. perhaps the Repubs should just focus on taking control of Congress.
This sums it up nicely…
Most everyone has the can-kicking figured out by now… I just hope that we don’t end up like Greece.
You can’t say I never told you…