A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On the day of the trial he decided to give it
The Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand. A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time. A banker is a fellow
From StrangeCosmos, some interesting comments made by sports commentators: Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.” Horse Racing Commentator:
Courtesy of my friend, Joe K… A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. They would get together two or
May we live to learn well, and learn to live well. May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live. Happy New Year!
“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.” – Herm Albright
Just in time for the holidays: “Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want-and their kids pay for it”
Today’s riddle is for seniors…Here is the situation: You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop-off. On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
In 2007, when Obama exclaimed that it was “time to share the wealth”, I knew the Democrats were on the path to promoting socialism as the ‘cure all’…