A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!” The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know,
As you grow older, you have a more mature outlook: 1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 2. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 3. Was learning
For the election…
From StrangeCosmos… “Sure, there have been injuries and deaths in boxing—but none of them serious.” – Alan Minter “It isn’t like I came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids.” – Ron Meyer “I want all the kids to do
From Joe K… A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay , but don’t go
An amusing view
From StrangeCosmos: Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of shooting or trapping the