Idiot Sighting 5 – My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for ‘minimal lettuce.’ He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. Idiot Sighting 6
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. Whenever I fill out an application, in the
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. ‘What’s that
Idiot Sighting 1 – We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a ‘large’ enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute,
The wheels are starting to come off… the Obama folks just don’t understand business and economics
This one reminds me of the cute aphorism used to describe dysfunctional business leadership: “the beatings will continue here until morale improves”.
Some good ones courtesy of my friend, Eric F. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Do not argue with an idiot. He will
After what he has done at the national level, I find it hard to believe that the citizens of Chicago would vote for this loser…