A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the
In case you missed it… MSNBC had their news reporter carry a special feed of Obama throwing out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals baseball game. If you didn’t know it, he throws the ball left-handed… and his looping
Some cutes one about warnings that appear on common products … from StrangeCosmos: On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (hmm???….) On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: “Do not
Two retail businessmen, Abe and Manny, were eating lunch together. Abe mentions to Manny, “I heard that you had a fire at your store and it burned down the building.” Manny replied, “Shhhhh, that’s not until next week.”
I just filled out the 2010 census form for my household… It’s interesting to note that they have 20 or so categories for “race”… On a side note: I’ll know that the country has finally made progress when the census no
This makes humor of the coming civil war between the coddled federal worker and the private sector employee.
To Maintain a healthy Level of Insanity, try these steps: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The
It looks like a nice view by the lake… can you step back and see the larger picture? How about a baby sucking its thumb?