Courtesy of StrangeCosmos 1) On a Septic Tank Truck sign: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.” 2) Sign over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” 3) At a proctologist’s door: “To expedite your visit please back in.” 4)
Hat tip to Ronn
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, ‘My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab.’ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly
It’s an interesting phrase “blowing smoke up one’s ass”. Thanks to Joe Knecht, we now understand its origins.
1) “When you need to knock on wood is when you realize the world’s composed of aluminum and vinyl.” 2) “Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.” 3) “The dirt is
According to the sender of this humor (Mark Kelly), the following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the
I actually thought he would make a better “Grand Charlatan”
People create some interesting fixes for broken equipment.. Thanks to Slick