Pecans in the Cemetary

Here’s a good one courtesy of Joe Knecht On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down

Local Newspapers

Is the Dayton Daily News the next to go under?  My view is the DDN information is typically a day behind, and their opinion page reads like a rehash of the New York Times…

European Heaven and Hell

Heaven is Where: The Police are British, The Chefs are Italian, The Mechanics are German, The Lovers are French   and It’s all organized by the Swiss. Hell is Where: The Police are German, The Chefs are British, The Mechanics

Does Quattro Mean 4?

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customs officer stops them and tells them: “Itsa illegalla to putta 5 people in a Quattro!” “Vot do you mean, it’s illegal?” asks the German driver. “Quattro