A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish
Month: May 2013
Barack Obama Wins Communist Party Endorsement
In case you missed this: Barack Obama Wins Coveted Communist Party Endorsement.
US Presidents and Honesty
Do all US Presidents tell the truth?
Did You Know…
If coloring weren’t added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
Mother Humor
Q : Have you seen the newest Jewish-American-Princess horror movie? A : It’s called, “Debbie Does Dishes.” Q : Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers? A : They never let anyone finish a sentence. Q: Where does a
Ambition
“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.” – Mark Twain
Brain Mapping Obama
They did some mapping of Obama’s brain and discovered the following:
Optimists and Lions International
Two good old boys from Louisiana are drinking in a small bar in Baton Rouge. Homer says, “Did you know that Lions have sex 5 to 6 times a night.” “Ah, shit,”, replied Bob, “and I just joined the damned
Obama and Ohio State
It’s rather ironic that Obama was speaking at Ohio State University prior to all of these current scandals… the gist of his speech was ‘you have no reason not to trust big government’.
Bad News About Grandma
An elderly woman had a massive stroke and her family drove her to the emergency room. After an hour, the ER doctor appeared and with a long face and announced, “I’m afraid grandma is brain-dead, but her heart is still