Son, Go To School

Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t

Bribing the Professor

One day, a professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor

Hillbilly Humor

The wisdom of Larry the cable guy…… 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of

Nair Hair Removal

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found the problem was hair in the dog’s ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told

Men Reveal Aggressive Tendencies

An article in New Scientist details that a man’s potential aggression is revealed in the shape of his face… A study of male ice-hockey players (of course!) suggests that to gauge a man’s aggression levels, you just have to look at

Great Football Quotes

#1. ‘Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas ‘ Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game. #2. ‘After you retire, there’s only one big event left… and I ain’t ready

Marriage is Good for Your Health

Update –  OK, here is a good example of confusion in health research…  A study reported in New Scientist suggests that men from polygamous cultures outlive those from monogamous ones.    Hmm, I guess it’s not a total contradiction.  Marriage is good for