You Too Can Have Some Pun

Some old and some knew: 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 3. She

Big Time Gambler

The IRS decides to audit Johnny Vegas, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Johnny V. showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no

Bailout Analysis and Humor

It’s interesting how we still find humor in this financial debacle.  Who doesn’t see drollness when the CEOs of the formerly “big three” drive to Washington in their hybrid automobiles to beg for money…  You have to realize that the fortunes of the

10 Market Rules to Remember

The Merrill Lynch chief market strategist used to cite these 10 Market Rules to Remember: 1) Markets tend to return to the mean over time. 2) Excesses in one direction will lead to an opposite excess in the other direction.

God Speaks?

Due to the current financial crisis facing the world, the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off to save on electricity costs. Sincerely yours, God Hat tip to Kon-man