Some old and some knew: 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 3. She
Month: December 2008
Democrat Polls
This cartoon from Slick kind of sums it up nicely:
Big Time Gambler
The IRS decides to audit Johnny Vegas, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Johnny V. showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no
Bailout Analysis and Humor
It’s interesting how we still find humor in this financial debacle. Who doesn’t see drollness when the CEOs of the formerly “big three” drive to Washington in their hybrid automobiles to beg for money… You have to realize that the fortunes of the
10 Market Rules to Remember
The Merrill Lynch chief market strategist used to cite these 10 Market Rules to Remember: 1) Markets tend to return to the mean over time. 2) Excesses in one direction will lead to an opposite excess in the other direction.
Vocabulary Terms for Mensa Members
Readers were asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
Computer Humor
…courtesy of Todd Imwalle
Bush in Hindsight
“There was a reason we were not attacked in the seven years after 9/11—though it will take a decade from now for most to fathom why.” — Victor Davis Hanson
God Speaks?
Due to the current financial crisis facing the world, the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off to save on electricity costs. Sincerely yours, God Hat tip to Kon-man
Humorous De-motivators
Courtesy of Slick…