A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day; so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up. It wasn’t very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blond of the disabled vehicle, yelling, “What is going on here?”
“My car broke down Officer”, says the woman calmly.
“Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!” asks the Officer.
“Helllllloooooo!” says the blond, “Those are my emergency flashers!”
Humor courtesy of Joe Knecht.