Courtesy of StrangeCosmos:
- My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain
- Parents are the bones on which children sharpen their teeth. – Peter Ustinov
- For a woman, a son offers the best chance to know the mysterious male existence. – Carole Klein
- Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore, And that’s what parents were created for. – Ogden Nash
- Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. – Rita Rudner
- Children are the anchors that hold a mother to life. – Sophocles
- An ounce of mother is worth a pound of priests. – Spanish Proverb