Some cutes one about warnings that appear on common products … from StrangeCosmos:
On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (hmm???….)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” (and…I’m taking this because???….)
On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.” (as opposed to…what?)
On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.”