Thanksgiving Humor

Innocuous Thanksgiving statements that appear to have sexual overtones (from StrangeCosmos):

“Whew, that’s one terrific spread!”
“I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.”
“Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.”
“Talk about a huge breast!”
“It’s Cool Whip time!”
“If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!”
“It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?”
“Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!”
“Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.”
“Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?”
“I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!”
“You still have a little bit on your chin.”
“How long will it take after you stick it in?”
“You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.”
“That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!”
“Just lay back & take it easy… I’ll do the rest.”