I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green. A carload of bearded, young, loud Moslems, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a “Remember 9-11” slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.
The light changed, the Moslems praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me.
Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection ran directly over their car, crushing it completely, killing everyone in the car. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, “Man… that could have been me!”
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
Humor courtesy of my buddy, Slick