Quotes About Cosmetic Surgery:

Thanks to StrangeCosmos

1. A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy – Joan Rivers
2. I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso – Rita Rudner
3. If anybody says their facelift doesn’t hurt, they’re lying. It was like I’d spent the night with an axe murderer – Sharon Osbourne
4. The thing you notice here after America is how refreshingly ordinary people look because they haven’t had their chin wrapped around the back of their ears – Sir Ian McKellen
5. I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet – Rita Rudner
6. Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills – Dolly Parton