Courtesy of StrangeCosmos:
“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often.” – Oliver Herford
“Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her body.” – John Vanbrugh
“The chief excitement in a woman’s life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.” – Helen Rowland
“Women’s intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking.” – Rupert Hughes
“Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.” – Maryon Pearson
“Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in.” – Katharine Whitehorn