Here’s a good one from the Slickmesiter…
I was in a pub on Saturday night were I had a few drinks.
I noticed two very large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked “Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?”
One of them screamed “It’s WALES you stupid IDIOT!”
So, I immediately apologized and said “Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?”
That’s all I remember…